Every year, we must face the constant worry that our precious homeland will be invaded by the army of fattily eeevil Suliman. From his pet hornet, to his green shirt, this man is feared all throughout the Midstate Region. However, we are not like the other tribes in this region. We are willing to fight: for our home and for each other. Our spirits were lit long ago, in an unfortunate tennis match when Mrs. Kanteen Dirtfreeze was humiliated by a boy from the army of fattily eeevil Suliman. Now this spark has led her and her maniacal sidekick Ms. Merrydeath Candleham to form a team to build up the defenses of the village that we hold so dear. Now, despite the threat of the powerful army, we are able to secure certain victories in battle, leading us to a giant war for the entire State region. But we are not stopping here. We will go on the offensive with our swords and flannels and before you know it there will be a new empire in this Middle Region.
